The Fine Line Between a Question, and a Conspiracy Theory.
Sometimes we see obvious red flags, but when we ask a valid question about them the response, is being shamed just for noticing.
That being said. . .
What questions come to your mind when you see a vague headline like the one below? Trust me, when you see it you will understand what I mean. This is one of those situations where asking any question, is going to be the wrong question.
Was it an attack? (Conspiracy)
Isn't this easy to investigate? (White Supremacy)
Was the “converted” Hillary Supporter just acting like a Republican, and infiltrating the rally in order to release a chemical agent? (Sexist) ☝️ That particular plot point I couldn't have written any better than the ironic reality.
Similarly, any comment will receive an equal treatment to the questions. So be careful, and censor yourself accordingly when commenting on, or even sharing this article. Please do try and understand, that this was all just a perfectly normal coincidence, and all of these people just simultaneously suffered from unique health issues, that all just so happened to have the same exact symptoms. It's such a simple explanation, so that has to be it right.
Right ??? 🤔
These publications and podcasters who are reporting on this coincidental event are all clearly just provoking, and spreading divisive, misleading, or violent rhetoric. I'm sure that we will soon see reliable reporting from CNN, or ABC News, that will tell us that these people were all just faking it to help Trump get some more polling points. Just wait, you will see.
The Dangerous Rhetoric.
Saying that a person, or even a group of people are dangerous, is hate speech. Ask anyone in America today, and they will tell you it's true. For instance, the coincidental spike in traffic accidents around Springfield, OH is being blamed on “new citizens.” There is no way that the recently imported yet unconstitutionally accepted immigrants who are now very documented, and not illegal in any way, are a threat to the very fabric of American society. How can they sit there propped up on a pedestal of white supremacy, with the inherited wealth of their parents Legacy, to be specific a fairly good condition 1989 Subaru Legacy, and say that these poor immigrants are problematic. They are living here on very limited amount of cash resources. The meager $4,500 - $6,500 a month in cash assistance they are getting per person is hardly enough to pay for their new Lexus SUV at a monthly finance payment of $750, with their $1,400 per month mortgage on their new 2,400 sq. foot, 4 bedroom ranch home. After they factor in their utility bills, and insurance, they only have $2,000 - $4,500 left for the month. Still, these local far right extremist with their inherited wealth, and their high paying careers as a Costco cashier, will complain because they have their pets eaten by one of these poor new well documented immigrants. It's offensive. . .
Any person that says these new citizens are a threat or are dangerous, is a racist Nazi, who is an existential threat to our Democracy, and to America as we know it, on top of being a jerk. It's almost like these natural born Americans do not realize that they are causing people to say mean things online, about the immigrants who are physically attacking the natural born citizens. Don't they understand that it's just a minor cultural difference, and it's actually perfectly fine. In their country, it is perfectly normal to take a shit in someone's front yard, while screaming at them with a machete in your hand. Yet they complain about it, because they just don't understand real culture. It’s probably just because they are American, and there is no such thing as American culture. So they literally don't recognize the machete wielding, vulgar and violent, pet hunting culture when it's shitting right on their front step. They are clearly being made blind to it by their privilege, and their inherent racism.
This obvious hatred from Howard Stern, towards the immigrants who vote for Donald Trump is a perfect example of intolerance, privilege, and dangerous extremist rhetoric. After this statement, there is not even a debate about it, it's obvious that he feels as though he is far more intelligent, and superior to the millions of people he is speaking about. This my friends, is Howard Stern displaying his inherent white supremacy.
Unfortunately, this story doesn't end with Springfield, OH and Howard Stern.
The Far Right Extremists of Aurora, Colorado.
These sumbitches have the idea in their heads, that the Venezuelan Militant Extremist who were released from Venezuelan prison and sent here, are dangerous. They are using the example of a few residential buildings being forcefully taken over by these immigrants, as a focal point for their dangerous rhetoric. Let me explain further. Again, we see a group of Americans that just don't seem to understand culture. These people struggled with the long arduous trip to America, just to be called “dangerous” because of a few murders, rapes, and violent building takeovers. Those are all cultural norms in Venezuela.
Those migrations they made while fleeing the oppression of the Venezuelan laws, were brutal. The flights didn't have individual TV’s in the headrests, and they were expected to pay $3 for headphones to watch the inflight movie. Then they landed in America and the real attacks on them began. For instance, the majority of Uber drivers bringing them to the luxury hotels, didn't even speak Spanish. Then the hotels who claimed to be inclusive, didn't offer buffalo wild wings on the room service menu. Also the sheets were egyptian cotton, and not silk. Those types of oppression and clear discrimination, are not to be tolerated. This has been a difficult journey for them. So these people who are going on social media and complaining about being stabbed, or robbed by one of these oppressed migrants, are just displaying their openly privileged, racist, and hateful views.
The migrants don't have to worry about this for long though. After the riots start, and the government declared martial law, they will pass new hate crime laws like the ones in the U.K. Then if some racist American shares a video of crimes technically being committed by any immigrants after that, then they will be the ones to get arrested for spreading their dangerous or divisive materials. This way everyone new will be protected from having their minor cultural differences shared online, and prevent public backlash if a few Americans are accidentally run over, stabbed, robbed, raped, or murdered again.
We as Americans can't see the danger in our actions.
It's seems like we don't understand that posting or sharing proof online of these minor “cultural” differences by the immigrants, causes people to say mean things online. These people do not deserve to have their feelings hurt by a Twitter post, just because they robbed a few people, or ate someone's pets. We really need to stop being assholes about it, and instead should be thanking them for sharing real culture with us. We should also try being very careful not to offend the new immigrants by appropriating aspects of their culture after they share it.
We have to stop sharing the evidence, and even reporting these minor crimes to the police. After all the government is doing everything they can to protect the American citizens. They are making sure that cannabis becomes legal in these places, so people can numb themselves to it. They are also giving these immigrants about $5,000 per month each, and that helps us by stimulating our economy. They have even created new gun restriction laws that will cause a criminal who uses one in a crime to be breaking 6 laws now instead of just 5. Finally they are also making abortion at any stage, for any reason, legal in the states with the highest immigrant populations. This is to protect us Americans from having to carry unwanted or unwilling pregnancies, even ones that may have “culturally” happened to them against their privileged will.
Conclusion : As you can see there is no reason to panic, or start conspiracies about American politicians doing this for votes. That's silly. They are clearly concerned with our needs, or they wouldn't be providing all of the services listed above. So, turn your guns in when they do the “mandatory buy back,” and you can go buy some cannabis, and an abortion with the money. It's a win / win / win. Just like we can see in the U.K. currently. The Immigrants win lots of money from the Taxpayers. The average citizens win the enrichment of real diverse culture. Finally the government wins when they enact marshall law to quell the riots that start happening from culture clashes, and they get to make new laws, and assert more control over you. It works for everyone. Like I said, it's an obvious win / win / win, and soon we will recognize that as a people.
Disclaimer: This Article is not medical, or financial advice. It should in no way be taken as such. The circumstances detailed above, are fictional, and are in no way describing real events. If they resemble events that are happening in modern society, it is purely circumstantial.
This Article was written for the sole purpose of satire, and comedy. It was intentionally very repetitive, redundant, and ridiculous. If you took it seriously, then please by all means DM me for a trendy new investing opportunity in Crypto.