There are three types of people.
Those who have never done mushrooms are the first type. Second are those people that have done them once, and hated it. Finally we have the third type, Guys Named Josh.
Those fucking Josh’s…
These guys will take mushrooms from a stranger in the subway, or do a pushup over a fresh pile of cow shit and pick them with their teeth. It's never the wrong moment for them to visit their Gods. Or the local sheriffs. Either way for the next 6 hours, you are going to want to have a camera at the ready.
Already being cursed or blessed with the lack of a filter, only gets more obvious when mushrooms are added to the mix. Minor things like a trip to the gas station have a way of become an entire adventure. Strange things tend to happen when mushrooms fully kick in. This is why there are rules for exactly this type of situation. Unfortunately those rules make absolutely no sense at all when you are high.
Does This Article Have A Point ?
Yes, well… maybe. Alright fuck it, if we are being honest here, this is just a shameless promotion for people being more open. This is something that people have forgotten how to do, because they are always self censoring now. Sometimes that blatant and unfiltered version of you is offensive sure, but it's honest. That brutal honesty is needed. It’s not just needed by us as individuals, but this uncut honesty is actually needed for society to function properly.
People are always being offended by something, it's literally impossible to go buy a gallon of milk today without offending 4 - 5 different activist groups. This seems to be the cost of living in a large blended society. The Christians are offended by the Muslims, the Muslims are offended by the Israeli people and Jews, they are both offended by LGBTQ folks, it's an offensive world to live in.
What I just can't bring myself to do, is care either way. Don't get me wrong, I get offended also, I'm not immune to idiocy. Fortunately the era that I was raised in had a motto, or mantra, that everyone knew, that simple set of words that fixed most situations “Fuck Off.” When someone offended you, that ever present saying popped out.
Now, this next part may be hard to follow, but trust me, it explains why the 80’s and 90’s were better. We knew that not everyone agreed on everything. We didn't have to, and the reason why, is because everyone knew, that not everyone agreed all the time. So we agreed to mutually disagree. We mostly left each other alone. That was the 1980’s and 90’s.
You may be wondering why this article started out with a Josh Wolf stand up comedy bit. This is a great indicator that you are either in the group who has never taken mushrooms, or you were born some time after 1995. My only suggestion if you just so happen to fall into that demographic, don't dwell on being offended. You may not have grown up in the 80’s, but you can give a “fuck off” just like us.
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