6 Wealthy Women Rode A Phallus Into Space.
Then something odd happened. . .
There are so many things about this very brief trip into the great beyond, that baffle the mind of most people. First and foremost, what's up with the shape of the rocket? Does it have to look like a dick, or was that just done purely for comical reasons. Don't get me wrong, I think it's fucking hilarious. Especially when we get so much comic relief after the launch, spawning jokes like, “Question : How many wealthy liberal women does it take to operate a penis? Answer: A total of 6. It takes five to pay for the ride, who sit there watching in horror, while one has to act like she likes it and screams “oh my goddess” when they reach the climax.” 🫲 😁
I know, you are thinking that 6 women riding a giant dong into space is odd enough, right? How much stranger could this possibly get, well strange, weird, odd, ironic, whatever you want to call it, to each his own. As funny as the basic details may be, what happened when they reached a state of weightlessness was by far even more mind blowing. Among this unmanned flight crew, were Katy Perry, Gayle King, and Jeff Bezos’s silicone sex puppet Lauren Sánchez. While they were in flight, their microphones in the capsule were live. The hot mic moment came when the controversial Katy Perry, began to scream some very non-Christian things.
Was This Really Some Satanic Ritual?
We know that she Kissed a Girl, and she liked it, but isn't Katy Perry supposed to be a good wholesome American born Christian girl? Maybe it was a fluke that she began to scream the phrase, “Oh my Goddess, Oh my Goddess” shortly after the separation of the booster from the capsule. Followed by “Look at our moon” now that phrase is harmless enough, at first. Then when you really think about what most people would have said, “Look at THE moon” or even “Check that moon out” as opposed to her phrasing that was clearly possessive, it makes you really wonder what these 1% celebrity elite really think. Anyways, back to the point of the blurted out phrase “Oh my Goddess” by Katy Perry. Let's address that, and the claims that this was supposedly some type of elaborately orchestrated Satanic ritual.
First, Is Katy Perry A Christian?
That is the story that the media steadily feeds to us all, right? Telling us that Ms. Perry is some type of born again Christian, and comes from a deep Christian background.
Let's ask Google ?
Well, according to Google’s AI the pop star is definitely a fine upstanding Christian woman. So there you have it.
The video footage of her word blunder, along with the nationally broadcast live audio feed from inside the capsule that we are seeing pop up in multiple content creators and influencers YouTube videos, questioning the validity of the flight itself, or Katy Perry’s religious beliefs, and even the conspiracy streamers who are asking whether or not this was some type of ritual, must have all been using altered video.
She's a Christian and wouldn't say things like “Oh my Goddess” or partake in some strange ritual, be it Satanic, Druidic, Pagan, or some strange scientology thing. To say that she would is just foolish and slanderous. . . right?
As if all of that stuff is not strange enough, there are some who think the whole event was staged. Pointing out the odd video of them opening the port door on the capsule from the inside, then quickly closing it before Bezos walked up. They point to this as evidence that this may be staged. Then there is the crowd that think these women would have never risked their lives, and say this whole thing was just a distraction from the current hot political issues. Who friggin knows what the truth really is, or whether it will ever come out.
This whole launch, the choice of crew, and everything about it was just strange.
Conclusion :
What we do know, is that Katy Perry said something considered to be a sacrilege by all Christian standards. What we do not know, is when she said “Oh my Goddess!” what Goddess was she talking about. Was she praising the Morrigan, Eostre, or maybe Venus? Was it said to Freya, or Frigg, Hel, or Hecate, we may never know. Based on her mix of Anglo Saxon, Baltic, and Germanic ancestry, her Goddess could be from quite a few pantheons.
What we do know for sure, is that this Goddess isn't Christian. She has openly admitted to not being Buddhist, or Hindu, and opposed to what Google says, she has also denounced any ties to Christianity. We know what she isn't, but what she has not done though is say what she is. 🤔
Links and Sources :
Blue Origin All Female Crew : https://youtu.be/waPLA6xtBqQ?si=c-RGp2M2ZEbTkvSC