I've got Fu¢k$ to Give here !
Get them while they are hot. A brand new batch of freshly pressed fu¢k$ is on the market, and they are going fast. . .
If everyone else is fresh out of fu¢k$ to give, it's about time that I come in and corner the whole “fu¢k$” market. Now, you must understand that these new and improved versions, do come fully equipped with all of the state of the art fu¢kery. They will not be cheap fu¢k$, no sir. These are the finest fu¢k$ on the whole fu¢k!ng market. They come in many new and improved varieties, from Political fu¢k$, to Financial fu¢k$, and even deeply religious fu¢k$. There is no doubt when measured against our competitors, ours really are the finest fu¢k$ you can give.
This is now considered one of the greatest gifts that a person can give, because there is such a vast shortage of Fu¢k$ being given about nearly anything lately. We will get further into detail on exactly what we mean by that, and give a free sample of one of our Florida's Finest Fu¢k$. But first, a word from our biggest sponsor.
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Back to the topic at hand. Let's start with explaining some of the new Pop Culture fu¢k$, and Political fu¢k$. The very common saying, that “I have no fu¢k$ left to give” especially when talking politics, has seemingly become the answer, or solution for everything.
Example:
David: Hey there Bob, how do you think the government should handle the border issue.
Bob: I Don't know, or care anymore Dave, I truly have “no fu¢k$ left to give.”
David: Awww Bob, you may have been cancelled, I hear that's a side effect from it, would you like me to go to the cult, and check for you?………
This is now far too common.
Our goal is to give people like Bob, the good, logical style of quality fu¢k$ that they need, for any type of “fu¢k$ given” conversations, or situations.
Just so you know we only deal in the absolute highest quality Fu¢k$, here is a FREE SAMPLE as an example. Just remember, this could have been Bob’s answer, if he only knew where to find the Fu¢k$ he needed.
Political Fu¢k #1: The flood of people at the border is primarily single military aged males. They are found committing crimes against legal citizens, in nearly every corner of America. Many of them are gang members, or terrorists fleeing legal actions against them in the countries they left. They want the American Dream, but do not want to go through the paying of taxes, and the legal paperwork needed to earn it. They do not want to do it the same way that most of Americas Ancestors did. We should all want this to stop David.
That is just an example of a well engineered, and properly delivered “fu¢k to give.” These Fu¢k$ also come with sources, and links, to statistics, and News Articles all supporting the facts of the fu¢k$. When our Florida’s Finest Fu¢k$ are given, there is no further debating. They are the Finality of Fu¢k$ to Give.
The great cost of giving away that free sample, has been paid for by our Second largest Sponsor.
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Visit the Raven’s Nest, and let them know that you have some Fine Fucks to Give. Using the very fake, and imaginary Promo Code ( Fu¢k$ ) and you can probably even save something somewhere, maybe even the whales, who knows. Either way, just go there and read something, then share the article, with the attached or quoted comment (I give a Fuck,) and your bank account, and penis might just instantly double in size. 🤷🏼♂️
Thank you all greatly for reading. You really are the greatest audience ever. Because of that, I will leave you with a Final Thought.
If you really don't have any Fu¢k$ left to give, then who is going to give a future fu¢k about the things that truly do concern you? 🤔.. 😶