⚠️ ⚠️ WARNING : This Article has Adult Content, and Language. ⚠️ ⚠️... What on earth is that pervasive smell ?
You may have been out to dinner, or a movie lately and caught a whiff of a less than pleasant smell. As a man with an extremely sensitive nose, I now know why this "Vabbing" idea really Stinks.
So, Let's Dig Into….
The Viral Trend of “ Vabbing. “
Perhaps if my nose was not so sensitive, I would never have even noticed. But unfortunately, that isn't the case, and I'm not the only person complaining about this idiocy.
This is not a case where I'm allergic to the smell, or just disgusted by it. Like most men, I find it pleasant, at least in most cases. This however is not one of those, but I stead a case of, obviously bad hygiene, combined with the impulse to wipe it all over themselves in public. This creating the ambient smell of sweat, urine, and a poorly maintained vagina, oh, and also… she clearly ate a lot of garlic, and onions, it was all in a cloud floating around her. At first, I just chalked it up to her being a hippy, or some organic extremist. Then about an hour later, we had left the A+W where the original perpetrator was, and had gone walking about in the down town area of the tourist trap we had escaped to. This is where I encountered offender # 2 that day, this woman clearly also liked some type of vanilla body spray. That wasn't bothersome though, it was strong, but tolerable. It was the extremely fishy whisker biscuit she was toting in her yoga pants that was bothering me. You shouldn't be able to smell a woman's vagina from 14 feet away, at all. This woman however had clearly rubbed her catfishy slime all over herself, and was walking in the sun on an 80°F day. It smelled like the catfish in question was in some of the latter stages of putrifying.
The only males that this ladies particular brand of smell was attracting, were Flys and Seagulls. This was one of those situations where I was asking myself, can she not smell herself, then I thought about the “skunk” not knowing it stunk. She probably didn't smell it, and in turn realize that something was wrong. Someone should tell her, but that someone was definitely not me. Instead, my wife and I just kept walking.
We came upon a haunted Manor exhibit of some sort, and we were enjoying the facade on it. That was until the real haunting happened. At first it was subtle, and not entirely horrid like the last two ladies. I began looking around to try and spot the culprit. That's when I realized that the nearest person to us was over 40 feet away. A small crowd of Millennials had gathered outside of a nearby “Old General Store” and they were talking about how one of them got fired. There was one guy, if you could call him that. He seemed to be more soy and estrogen than actual person. They all had Covid masks on outside. Anyways, their group started meandering down the sidewalk. They got within 20 feet of us, and I was beginning to think that a Candid Camera crew was hiding somewhere. This had to be a sick prank of some type, I have never encountered anything like this in public before, let alone 3 of times within a window of 2 hours. This was the ultimate poor feminine hygiene smell, coming straight at me at 15 feet and counting. At that distance, it had the musty odor of mildew, paired with a sharp note of spoiling milk. Unfortunately there were also other layers to it, layers that went far beyond that. The first was similar to a wet ashtray, and skunking beer. Then when they were 5 feet away, I could tell that she ate her weight in bologna per week, and garnished it with sweaty socks full of barbeque shrimp, and scallops. This lady definitely wins the funkiest muff award, because she was the only one that actually made me dry heave.
Now, let me state, that I also passed 3-4 women who had also been “Vabbing” but at least had proper hygiene and self care. It wasn't gross or putrid, just not appropriate for a publicly worn, dabbed on body scent. I like the smells of cannabis, and steak cooking on a fire, but I choose not to wear those scents in public.
Okay, so it is happening, but why?
The twisted logic behind this trend is this, pheromones. Some Tik-Tok influencer did a video on this topic, and it went viral. The large problem being, that there is no scientific backing to show that it works. Or a warning about trying this trend with poor hygiene. The lady that started this horrid trend deserves to get an extra “Stinky Sanchez” from every single construction worker in the American South East, in the middle of summer.
Are there really that many female incels out there, that can't get a man? Or, is there just such a big number of women out there with 4 digit body counts, and they have so many miles on their Vaginas that the damned Odometer rolled over. So they first tried to lure men in with yoga pants, and braless tank tops. When that didn't work, they resorted to taking advice from some influencers on Tik Tok?
Just remember, it's all shits and giggles until someone gets a herpes viral outbreak on their neck, and wrists.
The fact that it has been in the pages of so many mainstream publications, like Cosmo, Popular Science, New York Post, Shape, and The Daily Mail, has only perpetuated this trend. It first started gaining traction in 2022 when a Tik Tok Influencer made the first “Viral” video on vabbing. Since then the trend began to fade, until it was once again trending again in early 2023. Then just when you thought the old dog was put out to pasture, IFL Science publishes it again in early 2024, and it is reborn again.
This is one of those things that will just not go away, if you simply ignore it. So I knew that it was time, that I had to speak out against it, and invite any of you readers to do the same thing.
Please, and by all means do SHARE this, if only for the public awareness aspect.
It's not at all ridiculous that some women would walk around in public with a nearly transparent shirt, and sprayed in yoga pants, while wiping their own vagina juices on themselves to attract a sexual partner. . . Right?
Then they get social justice warrior points when the wrong man just looks at them in the gym, and they start screaming and making a scene “Stop sexually objectifying me” you creep. While she records it on her cell phone camera. Willing to bet that many of these ladies out there with “Gym Stalker” and “Gym Creep” videos on their TikTok accounts, also have earlier videos on there of them also Vabbing in the Gym, and Vabbing in public. 🤷🏼♂️
Vagina Trolls and SJW’s at the same time.
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Thank you for reading, and I hope you at least got a laugh or two out of this. I know I did.
Links, and Sources:
https://www.allure.com/story/vabbing-tiktok-trend-explained
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/vabbing
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/uk/health/sexual-health/a40938627/what-is-vabbing/
https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/critical-thinking-general-science/another-tiktok-trend-not-based-science-vabbing
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/what-is-vabbing-tiktok-trend-using-vaginal-fluids-as-perfume-explained/news-story/b6cbfb740a08579b10c1af699c174aaa
https://www.iflscience.com/what-is-vabbing-and-does-it-really-work-68259
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/real-life/article-11008285/Vabbing-explained-TikTok-showing-pheromone-focused-sexual-attraction-technique-went-viral.html
https://www.shape.com/lifestyle/mind-and-body/vabbing-at-the-gym-tiktok
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a41060490/vabbing-tiktok-trend/
https://www.popsci.com/health/vabbing-tiktok-human-pheromones/